…and this is your brain on God, see…

Redditistä silmään sattunut lista yhdysvaltalaisten fundamentalistien parhaita tokaisuja. Kokoajana verkkosivusto Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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Fysiikasta ja maailmankaikkeudesta

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn’t possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]

awesomestnerd, SmashBoards [2005-Nov-07]

Gravity: Doesn’t exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that’s just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it’s not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn’t the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.

Trinidad and Tobago, CARM [2007-Mar-01]

Lähdekritiikistä eli KJB rules 4evah and evah

[on the subject of a Bible printing company]

Yes, that is a great company. I bought one of their large print version (old eyes… what can I say?).

The only thing I don’t like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don’t think that’s right. We know the only true translation is the 1600’s version in English.

It’s too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in… and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.

leyenda , KJB only [2007-Aug-06]

[continuing his hard-on for the KJV]

If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James — your original Hebrew is wrong. If your original Hebrew agrees with my original King James, your original Hebrew is right.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums [2006-Jul-20]

Ikivihreä eli evoluutiosta

How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1. If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys
2. Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them
3. Do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years
4. How come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread

coolstylinstud, Christian Forums [2005-Jul-03]

I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don’t really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.

TexasSky, Christian Forums [2006-Aug-24]

Niinpä. Sitä ikään kuin toivoo, että tämä lista olisi The Onionin tuotos.